![]() The writers only make things worse with their "witty" hero chatter ("This is why Superman works alone". ![]() Schumacher treats the audience like a group of eight-year-old boys with ADD, constantly trying to impress us with unexciting action scenes like a hockey-themed opening battle reminiscent of the under-appreciated genius of MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS. Even those who thought he embarrassed the franchise with the light-hearted BATMAN FOREVER were taken aback. Freeze, director Joel Schumacher must be punched the hardest. While everyone involved brings shame to their families, from the uncomfortable Clooney as the lamely-interpreted hero to Governornator Arnold Schwarzenegger as the junior-high-dialog-spewing Mr. You won't laugh, but you might cry over the fact you've just flushed 125 precious minutes of your life down the crapper. And it's not even awful in a cute, SHOWGIRLS kind of way. ![]() Stunningly awful, this was a disaster from the moment George Clooney traded in his scrubs for the black rubber boots. BATMAN & ROBIN will make you lose all faith in Hollywood, indeed humanity as a whole. ![]()
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